Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Sexy as fuck,has a massive cock and is a God.

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and godly.

by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020

Pro-Metheus

An Irishman who thinks he knows good music, when in reality he listens to nothing but old shite...

'Yeh that blokes a right pro-metheus'

As the guy goes through the collection of old Beatles records.

by Anon October 10, 2004

Elijah Mathews

Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.

"Elijah Mathews Couldn't Keep It Hard Last Night"

by leave me malone October 11, 2018

Matheos

Matheos is a Fatass that plays with girls feeling and he thinks he is so cool but he’s a fat brown haired kid who no one should feel petty for. He hurts girls feelings sm!!! His dick is vv small.

Matheos plays girls soo much!

by Snubejejebeuddn March 29, 2019

Mattheus Fong

He is a trash kid who likes to swear, bully, and watch por*, he is as trash as a trash can and he deserves to go to hell.

He is just like Mattheus Fong!

by PixelDev | YouTube November 11, 2020

matheusogrossexualismo

very awesome moot! nice, cool, and fun! also a fellow liliya lover (liliya>>> reficul)

" matheusogrossexualismo is so cool! "

" uh- you could just call him matheus yk... "

" oh "

by lasterwithana April 29, 2022

Mathæus

The Most Amazing person in the world! It is said whoever has this name has powers to seduce every women in the world! People with the name "Mathæus" also contain in them magical powers.

My name is Mathæus and i am boy.

by TheGiftFromGOD November 2, 2017