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Highly Marked Moron - HMM 

A person who sends hmm texts in messengers often due to disinterest.
He receives many Highly Marked Moron - HMM texts from his best friend which puts him in to depression

Homemade Mashed Arse 

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.
1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

cristina maseda

Is the most pretty girl in the world, she is so athlete and also she is very good in volleyball. All the people want to be like her because is so beautiful and kind with others, she always like to help others that need it. She is the best girl in the world. Also she like that her friends tell her "Cristy" she don't like that they tell her "Cris"
BRO...I will like to be such as Cristina Maseda

Baby mashed potatoes 

When you chuck a baby or toddler into the highway and wait for the baby to become a bunch of mashed bits
I recently ate some good baby mashed potatoes at route 9
Baby mashed potatoes by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

Anti-masker 

A person within the United States who, for one reason or another, is against wearing a mask to help prevent the spread of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Generally perceived to be less intelligent than those who do wear masks. They perceive themselves as the smart ones, though, so please don't spoil their fun.
John 1: So how come you're an anti-masker?
John 2: It's perfectly legal for me to be this stupid. Why?
John 1: No reason.
(Scooches away from him on subway bench)
Anti-masker by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020
A person that's best friends with Paris ;3;
"Makeda I'm ur Best friend ;3;"
Makeda by Mooimacowcuziam December 14, 2018