Marijuana

Mexican cigarette brand.

Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana?
You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?

by boringwithhats October 23, 2008

Marijuana

1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.

2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.

3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.

4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."

"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"

"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."

by Mr. Reality July 1, 2009

Marijuana

An herb which is bad, because it's illegal (And it is illegal because it's bad).

Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..."

DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."

by Ayabowlah Khomeni December 22, 2008

Marijuana

stuff that gets you in deep deep shit with your girl/boy friend

samantha: what are you doing?

nick: nothing!

samantha: you smoke!?

(ending 1)

samantha: you smoke!? omg can i have some!

(ending 2)

samantha: you smoke!?

nick: yes... marijuana in fact white rhino you want some?

*SLAP*

no i dont really smoke im 13

by kibblebiscuits June 23, 2007

Marijuana

The shit you get lit to.

"Oh you got bud (marijuana), we lit"

by MEECHISDEAD June 11, 2015

marijuanaism

1. The use or study of marijuana.

2. The creative thought, saying and/or action one does or has while medicated with marijuana.

Pronounced: marəˈ(h)wänə-ism / mar-uh-wah-nuh-ism

1. The doctor said marijuanaism is a good idea.

2. Aurora came up with the best marijuanaism yesterday.

by krowned June 13, 2011

Marijuana

Something to get you high and enjoy the beautiful way of life

Let’s go to the beach and smoke marijuana

by Drinking beer,smoking weed June 4, 2018