mansteak

Often used between sexy gay men with way too much time and live excruciatingly far apart from each other.

gay man #1: why do you live so far?
gay man #2: idk, but i wish you lived closer because mah mansteak needs some lovin
gay man #1: youre a sleez
gay man #2: *gasp*

by GiYES May 24, 2008

Manser

The answer that a man gives to a woman that complicates a situation, when a simple "yes" or "no" will do

Woman: Does my butt look fat in these?
Manser: I don't know, does it?

by Twisty Stick April 21, 2016

manservation

The uncanny ability of some men to not notice, quickly forget or fail to react/respond to what is going on around them.

The child fell down the stairs and the house was in an uproar under the manservation of my husband. Meaning, my husbands brilliant response to the situation was to stay where he was, observe the resulting chaos and do nothing and inform no one. (p.s. The child is fine and lots of hugs and kiss were provided by the quick responding mother)

by Namaste_lfk September 20, 2017

mansechs

a male who humps other men

Bobby likes to have mansechs.

by Cheeselover4life May 11, 2003

manseckz

Noun: The act of penetrating another man, usually through 'buttsekz'

lmao teh manseckz lolz

by koafish March 31, 2004

Manshee

An extremely ugly guy that may or may not be a woman at the same time. Bieber, just 30 years older and with hair everywhere.

After her sex change surgery, Sarah Jessica Parker became a manshee

by sketchychessie April 12, 2011

mansaber

A tool of mass destruction, yet leaving creation in it's wake.

George Dubya: "Mansabers are the next thing we must apprehend. We must take down the evil that are... mansabers."

by wh00t January 14, 2004