Malina is hella depressed bro. She uses TikTok and dresses like a total egirl crackhead. Her birthday is on April fools. Cus she’s a joke. A bunch of guys like her for no reason. She’s a dry texter and only says “Lmao”
by Lolimswag November 9, 2019
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by Jaisomething May 13, 2016
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Non-Tool fan: "And what else does he do for you?"
Tool fan: "WHO CARES HE SINGS ABOUT HIS DICK!!!"
Non-Tool fan: "Figures."
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by neezyplease December 17, 2004
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Get the Malina mug.by MackenzieH September 18, 2008
Get the malina mug.i mean he’s alright but could be better. never completed vlogmas 2017 because he’s a knob smh. peng face. secretly dating joe sugg but he doesn’t know we know. drinks more than he can handle. cat lover. bullies his fans. HIGHLY UNDERRATED. nice trim. can buy me gucci shoes if he wants. he also went into i’m a celeb however we shall not talk about that.... used to have bleach blonde hair and looked like a lightbulb. oh yeah he also had a nose ring but the bitch got rid of it fuckin melon. the untalented maynard.
by karen-likes-cheese December 27, 2017
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by realboii September 16, 2019
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