cock malone

an insult which has no actual definition. (thus if someone does not know what a cock malone is, they must be one)

person 1: tony showed us his balls at practice yesterday
person 2: what a cock malone

person 1: you are a cock malone
person 2: whats a cock malone?
person 1: if you dont know what a cock malone is than you must be one

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

manorexic

Anorexia for real men. Normal anorexia is for women and pussies. Skinny guys are MANorexic.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy, he's so skinny, he must be anorexic!

Guy 2: No way, man. He's cool. He's MANorexic.

by Quadgravshop January 8, 2009

malonedick

A long dick.

Allan:Do you know malone?
Frank:Karl Malone?
Allan:No, Malonedick.

by Frug October 15, 2003

malones

another word for "melons"
referring to large breasts

Dude.. did you see her malones??
MALONES!!!

by kidelh March 4, 2007

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018

Malooed

Drunk beyond belief (Limerick, Ireland)

Ah Gerry, I was malooed last night.

by ohjayzis January 3, 2015

malrediction

It means anything you want it to mean. Comes in very handy in essay exams. No teacher is going to spend the time looking it up. Even had 1 teacher write "Good Point" next to it on one test.

This shows us that there is a definate malrediction in their thinking.

by xrayxrayv September 21, 2017