Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.

Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.

by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008

mailinator

An instant, anti-spam e-mail service used when someone doesn't want to give out their real e-mail address or wants to avoid bulk e-mail spam.

www.mailinator.com

Mailinator is the preferred e-mail service when submitting definitions to urbandictionary.com.

by Dassh February 8, 2007

The Mailman

When a cunt ass bitch leans over while driving and gives the passenger road head while he/she grabs the wheel and drives like The Mailman.

"Hey man one day this cunt ass bitch wouldn't stop talking while driving so I pulled The Mailman on her."

by BLUE1DEVILS January 6, 2018

She-Mail Address

An e-mail address received from a woman who your friends believe to be incredibly unattractive, even to the extent that she might be a transvestite. Do not continue contact with someone who has a She-Mail address. (Can also be spelled "She-Male Address")

"Tommy was all over this gross chick named Kendra late night on Friday."

"Did he get her number?"

"Nah...but he got her She-Mail address."

by Messes Callahan July 9, 2010

Chain E-mail

Mail sent to scare you, or to waste your inbox's storage. They never work and should be considered as offensive as spam.

Jay:I got a Chain E-mail telling me to make a wish and forward it, and by doing that it will come true.
Zach:Yea, did it?
Jay:Fuck no! I wished that people would stop sending me them.
Zach:You got another one then I'm assuming.
Jay:Yea, as soon as I sent it there was another one about dieing if I didn't send it to 56971.3 people.
Zach: HO'SHIT!

by Atchung June 2, 2005

Mail order bride

Mail-order brides traditionally hail from developing countries most famous country is Russia. When the collapse of the Soviet Union {1991} a large number of eastern European women advertised themselves on the net to get a better life, primarily being from Russia, Ukraine and Moldova. Making most people think Russian females are mail order brides. And the people who buy the women cannot get one of their own {They be fat,ugly,crippled,retarded etc etc}

David is a loser, he is buyin a mail order bride

by DamnEvan August 9, 2008

Knee Mail

Prayer to GOD. What someone in a time consumed world would do to expidite matters.

In this world of electronica, GOD still answers all knee mail.

by Steven M. SykeS July 23, 2006