samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise

"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"

by ttdakss May 30, 2022

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018

ball drizzling cum mag

A magazine with your mom in it.

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.

by Seth July 11, 2003

Mags-Mackenzie

Using two .44 Magnums as your secondary weapon in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

I ran out of ammo, so I pulled out the Mags-Mackenzie and lit up the enemies.

by jkesl January 9, 2010

Fag Mag

When where ever you (and your friends) go somewhere and there is always those faggy gets around you .No matter where you are they are like attracted to you by chance

You go to a movie theatre and those little kids ( LG ) ( LB ) are talkin right behind you about personal matters during a film. or when you go to a food court and those queer kids are at the table beside you

Nick : Jeez Robert your like a Fag Mag

by The H1N1 V1ru5 January 14, 2010

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap December 9, 2008