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Glendale Margarita 

A Glendale Margarita is a woman born with steel ingrained into her backbone. She is a force to be reckoned with when she, or her family, are crossed. Her strength and resilience have been built strong from her past experiences. A Glendale Margarita has a pure heart of gold and it shows through her words and actions daily. She won't let simple disasters slow her down!
Them: Who's that little Latina running circles around those nurses?
Me: She is the Glendale Margarita! Pure resilience and badassery!
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MoJo margarita

When your girl wears leather pants to a hot concert making her downtown and savory when you go down on her.
I can’t wait to have a MoJo Margarita after the show tonight.
MoJo margarita by infinitystwin February 24, 2026

White City Margarita 

Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because you’ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.
You got any Dew? I’m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.

West Virginia Margarita 

Blanco Tequila, Mountain Dew, and rim of pixie stix dust. Blended with an electric tooth brush.
I will have the finest Appalachian Libation. “The West Virginia Margarita”.

kentucky derby margarita salt 

"Dude! Let's go to afters and rip some kentucky derby margarita salt"

White Trash Margarita

A sexual act in which you rim a girls ass after having just jizzed on it. A play on the salty rim of a margatia glass.
It was taboo, but Cory liked to give Brandi-Lynn a white trash margarita during sex.