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(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010
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Polish Washing Machine

When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.
The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
by Barkybarky January 3, 2015
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STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004
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Deus Ex Machina

Literally "God from the machine", Deus Ex Machina originally referred to Greek plays, where the "gods" would be lowered onto the stage in order to provide a quick resolution to the story. Today, Deus Ex Machina refers to any improbably and/or overly convenient character or mechanism that comes out of nowhere saves the character(s) from their doom.
For a hilarious send-up of Deus Ex Machina, check out the spaceship scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian.
by Gazuga April 26, 2004
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wacky gumball machine

Recieving fellatio from a male or female while he/she is on the toilet defecating; a reverse blumpkin.
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend taking a shit and instead of being kicked out of the bathroom she took off my pants and gave me a wacky gumball machine!
by goldberg December 18, 2004
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Rage Against The Machine

THE BEST FUCKING BAND TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH. A politically charged revolutionary band fueled by the searing riffs of Tom Morello, the bumping bass of Tim Commeford (aka. Tim Bob, Simmerin' T, Y Tim K, and variuos other aliases), the dramatic lyricks of Zach De La Rocha, and the awesome drums of Brad Wilk.
" GE is gonna' flex and annex the truth, NBC is gonna flex and impose their image on you, all while forcing out ears to go deaf to the screams in the South."
by R master Skazzle fo Razzle January 15, 2004
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Achi Machi

Expression of amazement at the site of a really hot girl.
Getz: You check that girl out.
The Core: Achi Machi!
by Getz December 23, 2003
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