lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.
Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!
by Sasha77 March 19, 2018
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weed lube

A lube made from Coconut Cannabis Oil mixed with various butters and oils. It's effects are to increase pleasure to the applied areas.
The weed lube made my vagina so high, I orgasmed twice!
by Dlee1967 April 22, 2017
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French lube

Cheese wiz or other liquidy cheese that can be used as a sexually lubricant.
Hey, I ran out of KY so I used some French lube instead.
by Da Curry Man October 29, 2017
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Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.
Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.
by Cheetoeater666 May 25, 2018
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Gay Lube

A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.
Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."
by FaqBasher January 15, 2022
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Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.
Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.
by erectile disfunction May 27, 2012
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Lube dunki'n

The act of dunking your sexual partner in a 5 gallon drum.
I caught my step-dad lube dunki'n my mom last night.
by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET August 20, 2018
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