Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

pussy lube

Sexual lubricants for sexual pleasure.

I got carded at the store when I bought some pussy lube.

by JJPLAY September 30, 2023

Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.

Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

by Cheetoeater666 June 9, 2018

lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.

Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!

by Sasha77 May 13, 2018

lube loogie

Excess lube, mucus, and sometimes seen from anal sex that comes out when you shit

Oh my god guys.. I just shat a lube loogie.

by Snootchibootchi September 27, 2017

gibby lube

WHATEVER IT IS.

GIBBY LUBE.

by GIBBYLUBE November 15, 2016