Los Angeles Kers

New name for the Los Angeles Lakers of the NBA since half their team is out due to injuries. Mike D'Antoni is fully to blame for enforcing a fast-paced offense on aging players and not giving them enough rest time which has weakened their bodies significantly and increased their vulnerability to injury. As a result, they are no longer a complete team, and their team name should not be complete either. Finally, L.A. Kers, still spells out the original team name, which also shows how broken up the former Lakers have become.

L.A. Kers fan: The Lakers have lost 22 out of their 27 last games. I can't believe it.
L.A. Clippers fan: Don't you mean the Los Angeles Kers? Half their team is gone due to injuries. Soon they'll have less than 5 healthy players and will become the first NBA team in history not able to finish the regular season.
L.A. Kers fan: You're right! Why are they called the Lakers anyway if they live in an arid climate?

by Boxcar Bob February 18, 2014

Air Los Angeles

The Walmart version of Supreme trying to get big slapping their logo on anything they think will sell.
air-losangeles.com

Ooooooooooof, It's Air Los Angeles

by The Meme Mistro February 9, 2020

Los Angeles Clippers

A Los Angeles team in Basketball under the head Coach Doc Rivers and usually a very good team and they always rob the Lakers with good players

The Clippers robbed the Lakers

Los Angeles Clippers

by ImWindz February 20, 2020

Los Angeles Beef

When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.

Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.

by X7MCB December 11, 2021

Los Angeles

If you want to live here, you will not survive without a car. The city is so big and spread out that trying to walk somewhere is like trying to climb Mount Everest without clothes. Also is known for having some of the worst traffic and freeway systems in the country.

Guy 1: "It took me 4 hours to drive 20 miles in Los Angeles, what a terrible city!"

Guy 2: "At least it is not NYC"

by Ventura County Resident January 25, 2022

Los Angeles Smog Pump

When a woman gives a wet handjob on the top floor of a sky scraper in LA and finishes him over the edge.

Debbie gave Brad a Los Angeles smog pump 2 times last week and once today, the aftermath landed on 6 people!!!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

Crip Gangs on the Westside of South Los Angeles

Broadway Gangster Crips, 112
Broadway Gangster Crips, 52
Four Duece (42) Crip Gang (w/s)
Gangster Crips, 47
Gangster Crips, 71 Westside
Gangster Crips, 73 Westside

Gangster Crips, 83 Westside
Gangster Crips, 98

Gangster, Hoover, 52
Hoover, 112
Hoover, 43

Hoover, 59
Hoover, 74
Hoover, 83
Hoover, 92
Hoover, 94
Hustler Gangsters Crips, 73
Menlo Neighborhood Crips, 65
Most Valuable Pimp Gangster Crip
NeighborHood Crips, 106
NeighborHood Crips, 111

NeighborHood Crips, 46
NeighborHood Crips, 48
Menlo NeighborHood Crips, 67
Rollin 40s NeighborHood Crips
Rollin 50s NeighborHood Crips, 55, 57 & 58
Rollin 60s NeighborHood Crips
Rollin 90s NeighborHood Crips
Trouble Gangster Crip, 51
Play Boy Hustler Crips, 68,69
Play Boy Hustler Crips, 75
Play Boy Style Crips, 106
Play Boy Style Crips, 82
Rollin 30s Original Harlem Crips
Rollin 90s Westcoast
West Boulevard Crips 28
West Boulevard Crips 64

Everywhere you go in La there will be dangerous crips. Especially the crip gangs on the westside of south Los Angeles

by TherealTalkMANE October 15, 2025