Captain Caps Lock

Often used as a funny comment in internet forums to criticize users who post in all capital letters.

User1: HELP ME WITH PROBLEM FOOBAR
User2: Ah, captain Caps Lock and the Shift Crew been here...

by Phirius May 7, 2008

CAPS LOCK

Def=CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Person: OH MY GOD MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!

by The Lord's Only Beboppin' Son July 1, 2005

lock up your daughters

The phrase is used to suggest a man looks very handsome/dapper and would be able to take advantage of your daughter

When a man walks in to a room wearing a new suit "you better lock up your daughters"

by Bobbysez May 15, 2016

locked for gay

A term used by mods at TalkPark.net for stupid threads. Primarily restricted to the spam boards. Also known and commonly abbreviated as "l4g".

An example of a thread that would get L4G:

Title: MY SUPER FAVORITE ANIMAL!!
Content: IS A TURTLE :D

Mod response: LOCKED FOR GAY.

by Alex Yusupov July 12, 2009

lockbox

The pivotal element of Al Gore's campaign for the 2000 U.S. Presidential election.

I'm gonna take this social security and put it in a lockbox!

by Anonymous March 4, 2004

Yata-lock

In the card game Yu-Gi-Oh, a now-defunct strategy utilizing cards to deplete the opponent's hand and destroy their cards on their side of the field, then use a card named Yatagarasu to attack them, using its effect to prevent the opponent from drawing cards until they are dead. Proved to be overpowering, until Yatagarasu was banned in the Advanced format.

God, I hate Yata-lock decks. Everyone ran them. Thank god for the ban, else they would've killed the game.

by SynjoDeonecros November 29, 2004

Lickorectomy

Removal of the rectum with your tongue.

Some are worried that Blair may perform a lickorectomy on Bush.

by S. Loisel December 12, 2003