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Sperm locked 

When you get so good at shootin sperm that it naturally goes for the girls face.
He is so experienced at blowing his load he just sperm locked now.
Sperm locked by eth-dogg December 14, 2009

ice locked

Bored, stuck in random spot on internet. Without ideas or places to go, last resort.
Jimmy was so ice locked, he gave up on the internet.
ice locked by Corey Salemi August 6, 2007

target locked 

He was target locked on her. Eyeing her down all night and his eyes moved everywhere she went. He liked what he saw. She was the object of his affection.
target locked by Chrissie254 November 21, 2013

Wimp-locked 

Being lulled into a false sense of security and you end up spending the next 3 hours on wimp pressing Random Video
Jeff: Where's Ian man? I haven't seen him in ages

Brad: He's wimp-locked man, we won't see him again until the next powercut
Wimp-locked by Doedsfald October 24, 2011

Double Land-Locked 

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.
K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

Getting locked 

To be imprisoned; Put in jail
Guy 1: Now a days, getting locked makes you cool!
Guy 2: Smh
Getting locked by kittypaw2 March 23, 2012