Knob lobster 

A girl who gives bad handjobs, often preventing proper blood flow throughout the penis because of too strong of a grip

"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"

Knob lobster by CK1052 June 22, 2021

Blue Lobster jumpscare 

a crayfish suddenly appears, with Bach's Toccata and fugue in D minor as musical accompaniment

Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!

Blue Lobster jumpscare by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023

New England Lobster Company 

The best shellfish place in the bay area, pretty close to SFO and hotels, 10/10 would recommend.

Person 1: You want to get Shellfish?
Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!

New England Lobster Company by Irma_Umgay October 22, 2019

Pin the Esketit on the Lobster 

an alternative version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, where the objective is to NOT slap Esketit on someone's man boob

My favorite game is pin the esketit on the lobster; we played it at my birthday party.

Pin the Esketit on the Lobster by QuargaPie November 13, 2018

lobster people 

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.

The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.

lobster people by imissthesun April 17, 2007

lobster

A lobster is a sea creature that picks a partner and mates for life.

Lobsters mate for life. She's your lobster!

lobster by pumpkinhenryjollyrancherbutts June 18, 2015

lap lobster 

Another name for pubic lice or crabs.

That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!

lap lobster by Foot Clayson September 8, 2005