shining the lemur

An aggressive form of female masturbation; primarily using clitoral stimulation.

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.

by shinylemur November 24, 2011

Beep beep letus

When sitting in awkward silence it is the perfect time to yell "beep beep letus"

*awkward silence*

Him-"BEEP BEEP LETUS"
Her-we are on a date could you shut it? -_-

by MushyRamen June 17, 2018

Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).

Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.

by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018

Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur

A Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur is lemur thats Himalayan Mongolian and Madagascarian!
Crazy I know!

DragovXD has a Himalayan Mongolian madagascarian lemur fursuit

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

Lemur

closer than a bro

Yo bro, you're like a lemur to me.

by Ssor December 13, 2014

Lemur

the TRUE stars of the animation 'Madagascar'.Their king was just the ish!

the foosa terrorised the lemurs until 'the New York Giants' came to their rescue...unknowingly of course, in the movie 'Madagascar'.

by shikuanne August 2, 2008

Lexus

A person who's usually smart as hell but refuses to hide it by acting idiotic. They use their stupidity to mask their shyness of showing any bit of intelligence.

Hey have you seen Chris's grades? He's like a Lexus!
I wouldn't have guessed, he seemed pretty retarded

by HillarytheChillary April 14, 2018