lemar

To laugh a large amount. Derived from lmao.

I LEMARED all over that one!

by MikeBee August 23, 2007

Lehman's Terms

A form of communication between an employer and an employee, whereas the employer communicates absolutely nothing to the employee in the 24 hours prior to their demise.

Mary: "So, Joe works at AIG- heard they're about to go under."
Sam: "Well, Joe doesn't know a thing about it."
Mary: "Yeah, well apparently they use Lehman's terms over there too."

by bearodactyl October 29, 2008

Leaman

the greatest woman in the history of mankind even throug her problems she somehow finds time to make you feel loved to make you feel like the two of you are all that matter
comes from the mating of a kathy and a jeffery

omg i am so in love with that leaman!!

by curtis March 3, 2005

Lemmaflabasta

A nonderogatory term for someone who leaves their car's turning blinker on.

Is this person going to turn? I can't tell if their just a Lemmaflabasta, or if they're actually going to get into my lane.

by TheonlyoneDogfather February 25, 2021

lehmanny moment

an act of sheer stupidity, especially when the culprit is capable of brilliance.

Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!

by Maxwellll June 21, 2008

lehmarivard

A downright loser who stares and talks shit about people to make up for all his suckishness.

don't lose like the loser, lehmarivard.

by southsarelosers April 24, 2013

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014