Anti-lawyer

The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.

Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.

by Bunga69420 July 3, 2022

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Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

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lawyers library

The toilet, but only when your pooping.

Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.

by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023

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Lawyer

A necessary evil to society; one who profits off of the complication of laws while also actively trying to make laws more complicated to raise their salary.

Client: “So, can I get a divorce?”
Lawyer: “You see, Title Code XVIII claims…”

*bills client $23k per hour*

by Cyptor January 31, 2022

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