lacrosse-stitue

A girl who hangs out around the lacrosse team in they hopes of getting laid. They will attend parties that lacrosse players throw and will go to lacrosse games. It is important to mention that they do not exclusively date or fuck lacrosse players, just associate with them and their friends.

I'm going to Jeff's party because you know there's going to be a shitload of lacrosse-stitues there looking for dick.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

lacrosse players

the absolute hottest people alive....
all the girls want lacrosse players and not any other guys.....thast why theres lacrosstitutes (see "lacrossetitute")...cuz everyone wants to get with them

"i want to be one of those lacrosse player's girlfriends! SO bad

by jack September 1, 2004

lacrosse

the best sport in the world
--fastest game on two feet

don't be a flamer, play lacrosse

by Tizzle May 13, 2005

Lacroix

The most Bougie carbonated water out there. Hated by most people, loved by queens.

Nobody likes lacroix

by Larson Carson July 3, 2018

lacrosse

Lacrosse is Canada's national sport, and was created by the Iriquois natives in what is now Canada. It is one of the most physically exhausting sports there is, possibly next to football(soccer) and rugby. It is played either as box lacrosse (in an arena) or field lacrosse.

Invented by natives, not americans or Canadians.

by WR-#19 March 26, 2005

Lacrosse coach

The most heartwarmingly frightening kind of coach. A lacrosse coach always shows his/her love for their players, but when you don't do what they ask, can turn into the thing you fear most. Lacrosse coaches are different from regular coaches in that they're coaching a "niche sport" but don't let that fool you, they'll train your butt off like a football coach and tell you to sprint around four different fields in 8 minutes. If you don't make it in 8 minutes, do it again! Still can't do it? Down on the ground! Now try again! A Lacrosse coach will mercilessly make you pay for eating junk before practice. Some are really nice, while others just enjoy the whistle. Some are like a den-mother, while others are tough to get along with.

The truth is, lax coaches are the epitome of tough-love, but the most prominent part of them is the way they're frighteningly kind and will stick up for you when you need it. They're on your side whether you like it or not. It's not just all yelling and tough-love, but a lot of nurturing that goes along with teaching a bunch of kids how to work hard without taking shortcuts.

Friend #1:Dude, you going to go over to the bonfire? I hear there's going to be tons of beer.
Friend #2: I can't dude, I got lax practice today.
*Friend #2 goes to bonfire anyway and meets up with Friend #1 after practice the next day*
Friend #1: Dude! What happened to you're legs?

Friend #2: My lacrosse coach made me sprint up bleachers 9 times, around the field 12 times, and I had to do so many crunches that my stomach feels like there's a hole in it.
Friend #1: Dude...I guess he didn't like your reason for skipping last night, did he?
Friend #2:....No, just another day of practice...You think I should tell him about last night though?

by Tamar2 April 6, 2014

Lacrosse

A sport played by people who aren't lazy and actually run, therefore they don't play baseball.

Jim and Phil played lacrosse because they knew baseball was a coward sport.

by Footballboy417 June 7, 2018