An extremely sexy, erotic dance a woman performs on a man at a strip club, usually for money. She rubs her vagina, breasts, and butt over the chest, penis, even face of the Man, which usually causing an erection. It's usually followed by some hardcore banging as payment.
Tom: Mindy gave me a nice lap dance last night. I related her by slamming her in he butthole. She was screaming at the end.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
Mindy: True. You should've seen him when I started placing my breasts over his mouth and nose while giving him a mild handjob and grinding my vagina on his hard dick.
by Sexy Stripper Queen March 17, 2017
Term used to describe mildly unrully children held by adults while traveling (usually, but not always, used in reference to air travel).
by Zekezula February 26, 2009
Pop music (or other types of music) created on a laptop.
Specifically, the majority of songs by Radiohead and Bjork.
Specifically, the majority of songs by Radiohead and Bjork.
by Josh43 April 03, 2006
When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.
Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.
Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!
Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!
by jezzi May 30, 2008
by Duphf1 June 20, 2012
Guy 1: Dude your still in highschool, I thought you graduated.
Guy 2: Yea I did, but Im on my victory lap.
Guy 2: Yea I did, but Im on my victory lap.
by Phallic-Man January 28, 2009
Andres: yo I'm blazed as shit
Devon: yeah but let's hit that victory lap
Andres: Ight, I'll get to rollin'
Devon: yeah but let's hit that victory lap
Andres: Ight, I'll get to rollin'
by dirty rug June 05, 2017