KYS

Kys means "keep yourself safe" or if u are smart u know that it actually means "kill your self"

Friend: Your mom jokes are funny
Me: KYS

by iwannadiesobadly October 15, 2016

KYS

When you let Oprah sit on your face

Dad: I listen to Jacob Sartorious
Me: KYS

by ImCooperTheBoss June 30, 2016

KY

Known to be as a jelly for gays, that they place 1/3 of the way up there arsehole, to make there ass all slippy when having sex, so dignifying.

Gay 1: Im From the KY Gang.
Gay 2: Oh yea? Which country?
Gay 1: Im from the other country...
Gay 2: So am i! UHHH. Take that silly.

After...

Gay 1: That was good, but i payed you £50 for it, i knew you'd try your best.
Gay 2: I need a tub of KY for myself! its great.
Gay 1: It wasn't KY silly, It was Fuck Cheese!

by SWEDEN4U August 26, 2007

KYS

It means "Kill Your Self" 😊🔫

Karson: OMG I Love School So So So Much!

Me: OMG how about you KYS! Here's a rope there's a tree 😊

by Theonethatateyourmom April 9, 2017

KYS

KYS is an acronym that stands for : Kinky sex.

I really want to have kys with you babe. <3

by BlackHatHelper February 20, 2017

KYS

KYS means either "Kill yourself" or "Keep yourself safe". Very little people use KYS as a "Keep yourself safe" term.

1:
-You suck kiddo
-KYS f****r
2:
-Mom, I'm going to the zoo!
-Okay, just KYS okay?

by IhaveagreatLyfe May 4, 2018

Kys

Shorten way of saying kill yourself, but some may use it as another way of saying hello

Man: Good morning, ma'am!
Woman: haha, Kys!

by Big fat whore September 11, 2016