klondike koosh

While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man begins to ram her hard. While doing this, he is leaning forward and making arm motions and "koosh" sounds as if skiing in the klondike. Really skanky thing to do.

I really want to go skiing, but since it's July, I'll have to settle for the Klondike Koosh.

by BOOTYful September 13, 2008

Be koosh

Being relaxed about life and generally living stress free and happy.Don't worry, be koosh!

Hey man, why are you stressing out? Just be koosh and everything will work out.

by Grimiest October 21, 2011

koosh

slang for the word "vagina"

"that's a mighty nice koosh"

by deet March 19, 2004

Konstantine Day

A 'Konstantine Day' is a particularly terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. A particularly bad day where the only solution to the problems of the day seem to be just to shoot yourself to end the misery.

Originated from the twitter celebrity @Konstantine on Twitter and quickly spread.

"I just lost my entire project...looks to be a start to a Konstantine Day"

"Found out that the in-laws are visiting, it looks to be another Konstantine Day in the making"

by Enig April 14, 2009

Koosh

Dat good green shit, like if it's first time it feels like jesus himself came down to earth and gave you a blowjob.when you do that crap, you might think that you shouldn't but it's basically another METHod for finding good ideas

Me and Tyler smoked some good koosh yesterday and got so high I stuffed my cat into a pillow screaming "it's a pet! It's a pillow! It's a pillow pet!!"

by SwaggySteve69 January 30, 2018

Koosh Koosh

A small fluffy object that can best be compared to a mini pillow. Koosh Koosh (Coo-shh Coo-shh) is usually a light blue/green color (almost turquoise color) and always needs lots of care and attention. It always has a small hole on the bottom of it where you can either hide gobstoppers, cheesy bread, or just pull the stuffing out. Finding a Koosh Koosh is very rare and if you ever do find one, take good care of him and do not share him with ANYONE.

When Chris had sex with the Koosh Koosh, his girlfriend Megan slapped him

When Evan shoved Gobstoppers up Koosh Kooshes hole, his sleeping buddy Lizzie slapped him

by Forests Pet, Evans Friend April 30, 2011

koontz

when a female or males gentials smell so bad u just wanna throw up....they have crusted infected dried cum n piss all over themsleves n what they ate is having a affexct on the odour of such departmet

"man i was eating out shelly n i almost koontz i mean that was dirty she had all yeast infection"
"johhny makes me koontz he tried to make me suck his shwang"

by australian pranker September 11, 2005