klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 6, 2006

Kling

A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.

My boss is a kling

by Corona693369 June 23, 2009

klinsman

its when u skid in muddy ground on u're chest like u're goin down a slide on u're front
named after german footballer jurgen klinsman who first introduced it as a celebration

look at big steves jacket! he said he pulled a klinsman last nite

by thorney January 1, 2004

klinklon

an endearing short form for someone with the name "Kalinda"

I'm watching saturday night live with klinklon

by RaGau December 12, 2009

Kalina

She is one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet. She loves to sing and has dirty blonde hair and light blue eyes. She is a little bit too tall and can walk anywhere on bare feet. Has a friend name Shanny. All the guys are after her and she has a realllllyyyyyy flexible back.

“Woah who is that hot chick over there?”
“Oh her, that’s Kalina!!”🥵🥵🥵

by Bigbird_someone December 1, 2019

klingon

any vehicle following behind another so as to avoid getting a speeding ticket. Usually a klingon hangs back a safe distance, matches your speed and is hard to get rid of. Alot like the pieces of poo that hang from your butt.

I had a klingon on my ass for the last 5 miles.

by mr_membrane November 1, 2006

kalinski

To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle

I want to kalinski your sister

by T.C. Allen Jr May 21, 2011