snuggly kitten

kittehs that look really cute and snuggly. often curled up into a ball with a cute little smile on their face

Oh hay dude did you see that snuggly kitten lyin on the couch? thing is so damn cuddly!

by iluffkittens November 12, 2010

Bitten by the kitten

Dirty Loops checked Urban Dictionary when they wrote their song of the same name and it didn't have a definition, so it now means anything in regards to being obsessed with the band Dirty Loops.

Have you heard of the band Dirty Loops? I just heard about them and I'm totally bitten by the kitten. I've been listening to them non-stop!

by jjr2 April 10, 2022

Kittens Milk

When you jizz in your own bellybutton and a girl licks it up.

my girlfriend drank my kittens milk last night!

by SwagKINGKURT July 3, 2010

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

by JB November 24, 2003

kitten breath

Used to describe one's bad breath. Used by Mike Myers in the movie "So I Married an Axe Murder".

Go brush your teeth, I'm not making out with you while you got kitten breath.

by Dewy5785 November 17, 2007