Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 02, 2008

hellen-keller-breed

Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.

You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.

by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 13, 2019

Pulling a Helen Keller

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007

brandon keller

gay likes boys

see that kid brandon keller, i think he likes boys

by crazy boy 33 May 13, 2015

helen keller

this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf

chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.

by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 01, 2007

Creamy Hellen Keller

The act of ejaculating in a girls ears and eyes so she can no longer see or hear you.

my girlfriend has had to wash her eyes and ears everyday because she can’t hear or see due to the creamy Hellen keller

by Vlad_thebear January 17, 2023

Helen Keller Combo

When someone or something is both blind and deaf.

Similar to Helen Keller.

Tim: This is my dog Odie, he became blind and deaf in 2018 but I still love and care for him.

Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.

Tim: Please leave my property immediately.

by pissonsonic06 August 31, 2022