kirsten

bitch ass hoe in middle school who tries hard for boys and thinks she has an ass but is actually just flat. also tries to have a cute laugh and ends up just looking like she's sneering. super self obsessed.

damn kirsten is an easy tryhard

by lalaland20172016 July 25, 2017

Kirsten

Kirsten likes to get in the middle of married men and their wives, she also enjoys having sex with underage boys on park benches and not telling them they have chlamydia -

when they find out they have it she yells SuRpRiSe!!!!

Watch out Nikki, Kirstens coming!!

by expHOEsed xxx February 3, 2020

Kirsten

a very artsy aesthetic girl who thinks they are cuul cause the juul but really ain’t. always v crazy, and thinks they are sly at necking

wow she’s a total kirsten

by juulio May 2, 2018

Kirsten

A fat ugly bitch that never stops complaining

Guy 1 : "I met this girl named Kirsten"
Guy 2 : "Is she fat, ugly, and never stops complaining"
Guy 1 : "All of the above"
Guy 2 :"Does she know your address"
Guy 1 : " Yes"
Guy 2 : May God be with you"

by Handle43215 September 14, 2015

Kirsten

A ugly person and that is a retard and thinks they are smart but they really are not. They also use not trusted websites to search up information

Me: hey have u seen Kirsten
Person: that retard looking person and that is fat
Me:yeah that’s her I want to punch her

by 9_inch_penis69420 October 30, 2019

Karstens a baddie

This means that whoever is named karsten is and will forever will be defined as a handsome/pretty figure.

Ï cant belive that Karstens a baddie

by Karstens a baddie May 2, 2022

kyrsten faith

1) kyrsten faith is a hot mess who loves dancing
2) a sexy cool hot mama who loves to have fun
3) totally bangable andsmushable
4) a hot, smushable singer who loves having fun

Justin: did you see kyrsten faith today?
Jesse: yeah I did! that girl looked bangable!
David: she sure did, even them Jersey guys would smush her!

by theoneandonly<3 October 26, 2011