by Mangy Beast November 20, 2007
Someone who is an Evangelical Christian that is overly enthusiastic about their faith. Usually one to put down those that do not share the same beliefs as them.
Bro, did you see that ruling on the new abortion ban? That is sure to get the Jumpers for Jesus going.
by 31817689137 December 20, 2019
by LizardQueen. April 12, 2020
Not to be confused with a donk but a car or truck that sits high or jacked up more then normal. Can be used for clearing railroad tracks at high speed.
Hey did you see Jimmy's new ride?? Oh ya we cleared mossy creek in it last night...man that things such a stunt jumper!
by 5oh4 March 09, 2012
The Mustard Jumper is when you are going down on a lady and she has a whole rug going on downstairs. In the process of pleasuring the lady a bit of that rug tickles your nose forcing you to sneeze! (Like when you smell a pungent mustard). In the process of sneezing you pleasure her more forcing her to jump in pleasure.
Jeeesus, Giles was going down on Serpentine the other night and he gave her a mustard jumper. She nearly hit the ceiling apparently.
by Giles and Sepentine September 24, 2017
1. Like the old saying gos if everyone was jumping of a bridge would you there fo you would be called a "bridge jumper" for trying to be like everyone else.
by deadfred1390 May 22, 2013
Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.
by BugooWozurd January 09, 2021