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Judge Judy

A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show.
Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy?

Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag.

Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.
by MrSaturn33 June 21, 2010
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Aunt Judy

An Aunt Judy is a mature, often pudgy woman, possibly a relative but usually a family friend, who you know personally and might consider screwing under the right circumstances. Blind drunkenness, complete darkness and total secrecy are some requirements that probably spring to mind as you study your beloved Aunt Gladys and imagine what could be lurking under that 45 year-old dress. The term "Aunt Judy" probably originated in connection with a defunct pornographic web site of the same name that featured all-nude and really unattractive grannies.
An Aunt Judy is like a MILF or Cougar but very familiar to you, usually older and far less attractive. You wouldn't but you can't help thinking about that old tang and hating yourself for it.
by Roger Out April 12, 2013
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chocolate judy

by Dan March 1, 2005
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attitudy judy

Derived from attitude.

1) Meaning a mental state toward a person, task or both.

2) Not being nice.

3) coping an attitude, usually by a female.
Bob: Did you tell Sarah that you forgot her Bio notes?

Tommy: yeah, she wasn't happy.

Bob: what happened?

Tommy: well she got all attitudy judy and started cursing at me.
by Scout86 June 8, 2009
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A Good Judy

A person that gives support, beauty tips and advice, that happens to be gay.
Lisa: Wow Alice your makeup looks flawless

Alice: Thank you girl... yeah, I have "A Good Judy" he gave me this fabulous look.
by #iamsunshine June 10, 2013
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Judge Judy

Add a Time CBS judge who's the best female charge there is no matter what the fuck people say
Hey dude did you want to watch that Court show Judge Judy. Of course I do I love her she's a bastard I tell her don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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Judge Judy

Noun; to behave in a sanctimonious and loud way to affect behavior you deem intolerable; the act of behaving superior in an obnoxious tone of voice.
I pulled a Judge Judy on my dog after he didn't use the newspaper to deficate. He used the newspaper after that verbal thrashing!
by gutterballet79 August 15, 2015
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