Vaginal Jousting

When two women use a double ended dildo
by Gfckrslf June 23, 2024
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Jousted

Burst of Dopamine (dihydroxyphenethylamine) in the brain. Can occur from achievement or an amazing experience, example; scoring a touchdown, orgasm, winning the lottery, falling in love, etc.

Can also be stimulated artificially with hydro-chloride (cocaine), or other elicit narcotics such as methamphetamine, Opioid or highly concentrated THC stimulation.
"Look at my man Neon Deion Sanders, that cat is Jousted!"

"I got some fish scale, feel like getting Jousted tonight?"
by MonoOnom May 18, 2016
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Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 20, 2013
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Jerk Jousting

Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
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Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
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australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum
Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"
by ScrotumStrangler June 25, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 28, 2025
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