Jonah

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.

Ya, that kid is probably a Jonah.

by rachelz May 17, 2018

jonah fat butler

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome

holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!

by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010

Jonah

A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."

Every time Bob comes climbing with us someone gets hurt; the man is a Jonah.

by Benjamin Driscoll September 7, 2019

jonah

a guy who's hot and loyal

he's such a Jonah

by jonah marais is beautiful December 1, 2019

Jonah

A Jonah is a nutcase of a person with a dirty mind and a crazy personality. He’ll say the most random shit and will always make you smile. Jonahs will keep you up all night and always be free for a midnight convo, that will leave you in hysterics. He has lots of friends but a smaller friendship group that adore him and will do the weirdest thing ever with him. If you have a Jonah you are very lucky

Friend: I’m so tired I was on my phone TIL 3am last night

Other friend: With who?
Friend: Guess.

Other friend: Jonah

by 1234 England April 11, 2020

Jonah

jonah is a cutie, and has a great personality but he can be bipolar at times. he doesn’t have very much confidence and often gives up on himself. he’s very talented and a funny guy. jonah is someone who you would want as a boyfriend. he’s so caring and kind and always makes you feel better, even if he’s not in the best mood himself. jonah makes friends very easily and often sticks with ones that value his personality. he will crack you up with his amazing dance moves and funny jokes, but will also confuse you at times. but, jonah is overall amazing guy, and anyone would be lucky to be friends with him.

retard: i dont like Jonah

me: Jonah is the greatest person of all time how could you say that sped.

by gmoneyswag2004ganggang October 14, 2019

jonah

A gay bitch that doesn't care about girls feelings. Has a fuck boy style and vapes and smokes weed on instagram and snap chat just to look cool. Hates all of his family even his dog too

Mom- how are you doing honey
Jonah- fuck off u dumb whore

by pu$$y killa 42o May 19, 2018