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Snot Jockey

When one wipes his/her anal crack with another individual's nose, thus riding someone's snot like a horse jockey.
This may either be a form of revenge or punishment, or a means of enhancing masturbation.
After Bob fell asleep, Charlie pulled down his pants and snot jockey'd the hell out of Bob's face.
by Matthew_c_s August 4, 2007
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jock

Dumbass athletes who get all the chicks in high school. They end up bagging our groceries, cleaning public toilets and flipping burgers at McDonald's after high school. They usually like group showers with other jocks after doing their dumbass sports.
by PhQ April 20, 2004
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jock stuffing

When someone stuffs their jockstrap or underwear with something (tissue, socks, etc.) to make their penis look larger.
Girl 1: Woah, that guy's HUGE!
Girl 2: No, he's just jock stuffing...
by fire.weaver.edan January 11, 2009
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Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.
Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.
by Tummy Augratin August 26, 2013
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Drive Jockey

Similar to a traditional Disc Jockey that would either perform playing on Turntables or CD Players, a Drive Jockey is a new generation of DJ that soley uses a desktop or laptop computer with specialty software to play music from.
A number of software applications now make it also possible to utilize video outputs to play videos on to screens at events, making them more multimedia based instead of just music.
An Example is the use of one such program called virtual dj that does not require the use of any control vinyl or control CD. This software allows for the search of, cueing playing and blending of music all from the software utilizing a virtual built in mixer to control the mix and sound levels. This all being done from the computer memory hard drive, Hence the new term Drive Jockey.
"oliver has a state of the art dj setup, he oly uses a computer to DJ, he is a drive jockey.
by Oliver Vasilopoulos January 21, 2008
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label jockey

A label jockey is someone who wont wear clothes unless they have some type of brand name "label" on them, abercrombie, hollister, north face, ect. wearing the clothes is what makes them a "jockey" of the brand. their items of clothing will usually have the name of the company clearly shown. Label jockies are usually rich suburban kids whose parents will buy them whatever they want.
look at that label jockey, her shoes are birkenstocks, her jeans are abercrombie, her shirt is hollister and her bag is gucci.
by samusher July 6, 2008
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Sniper Jocking

Refers to the act of jocking on someone from a distance. One would sniper jock someone in the early stages of jocking, if any thing ever comes of it.
Jaydon: CJ, that girl is sniper jocking you.

CJ: Die in a fire.

Jaydon: Nice.
by jaydon the don October 16, 2008
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