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jonathan

a very handsome young man who loves his girlfriend.he is funny and smart and very athletic.he will always step up when you need him to and will do anything he can to make you feel better.when times are hard he will always be there to lend you a shoulder to cry on. this sexy beast is passionate and respectful, but mess with his baby girl and he can cause some serious damage.he loves to get high and he loves to make love,he will always put your needs first.in any, he is the best person to be around.
jonathan will always be there in your time of need
by beeb420 August 17, 2017
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Jonathan

A sexy lady killer with fantastic blond hair, dazzling blue eyes, and perfect abs. Jonathans are definately the best men to love and have the best humor a girl can ask for. A Jonathan usually gets the hot babes, but sadly to get the good girls he must turn down others that are only slightly less attractive. Usually they are extremely athletic and sometimes have hot nicknames like the lady killer, the white mamba, and even sometime a sexy panther. Jonathans are out to steal a girls heart and usually succeed.
Girl: Aah Jonathan is so perfect i could just die!
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(
by baseballer4269 June 19, 2013
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Nick Jonas' side project from the Jonas Brothers. Suprisingly amazing!

Sometimes abreviated to 'NJATA'
'Oh hey man, did you hear about NJATA?'

'You mean Nick Jonas and the Administration? No way dude! I thought it was just me who liked them?'
by Nick's lovaaaaaaaa January 7, 2010
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Jonathan

An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.
Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.
by enclosed October 18, 2010
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Jonas haters

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths called 'Jonas haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."
by SlimTony June 8, 2009
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jonasus

a sexy beast that can be a slag
omd jonasus u slag
by mrnitrodown July 6, 2011
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Jonah Scammed

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.
Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed
by Richa Narahari September 18, 2018
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