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Jon

Short term for Jonathan. Jon is usually a cool guy who lives by the motto of YOLO. Enjoys life pleasures such as cigarettes(preferably Montecristo) and wine. Jon always has something funny to say. He's caring, kind and knows how to make you feel special. Kinda lazy and a party animal, but also responsible when he has to be. Girls, if you’re lucky enough to meet a Jon, don’t ever let him go. He’s a keeper!
+Jon is great.
-Lo sé!
+He's soooo coool.
-Para ya
by Jara13 March 19, 2015
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Jon Karel

An extremely technical drummer with styles in Metal, Jazz and Latin percussion. He has played drums for such acts as The Sawtooth Grin, The Number Twelve Looks Like You and Horse the Band. He is, without a doubt, the worlds most diverse drummer, if not the best.
After watching Jon Karel's drum solo at the Number Twelve Looks Like You show, I went home, lit my drumset on fire and sawed off both my arms!
by Niftee July 22, 2010
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Jon-ass Brothers

The Jonas Brothers (because they suck ass)
-Hey did you go to the Jonas Brothers concert last night?

-You mean the Jon-ass Brothers? Hell no!
by Asy12345 January 13, 2011
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big jon

1)a big guy who loves to drink beer and get high.

2) very good story teller, no one knows if he stories are true, or how they come about, but they sure do make good high conversations.

3)best roller of the piff in the land.
1) yo big jon drank to much and smoked to much so he had bad dominoes again.

2) dude, last nite i went to canada with my frat, and got jerked off by a stripper, after that she went n bought me piff. omg man it was fucking awesome.

3) look at the perfection, no one rolls better then me.
by sir smoke a-lot April 13, 2007
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Jon Ossoff

He’s that one hot ass white dude that ran for senate in Georgia. He’s so hot. I want him lmfao. Everyone does. He’s like a sexy beast. Giving me Shemar Moore vibes. Pls hmu Jon!!
Friend: who ran for office in Georgia? He’s hot.
Y/N: Jon Ossoff. He’s so hot pls.
by karentrump January 8, 2021
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Jon Snow Syndrome

In which a person of small or semi-small stature who regularly wears bulky clothing is seen without said bulky clothing. Though there's nothing proportionally wrong with them, you can't help but think that as they essentially just instantly changed their body type right before your eyes.
Seeing Kit Harrington shirtless was the weirdest thing! I'm so used to seeing him in all those furs on Game of Thrones. But that's Jon Snow Syndrome for you.
by Redtale March 8, 2016
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to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.
by Chris April 19, 2005
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