John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023

John

And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”

OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?

by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020

John

johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi

1.who is that your kissing oh its my John

by susan Kay March 9, 2019

John

A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.

John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her

John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media

by Frankenstein42069 May 9, 2020

John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020

John

A tall pale white kid

Did you see how pale John is.

by Aztk Duck December 10, 2018

Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 11, 2018