jerboney

A guy that looks to cool for his own good, that it makes him look foolish.

"How'd you meet this jerboney?"

by gypsywoman77 May 2, 2010

jargon monger

someone who either without realizing or intentionally uses big words that are specific to a particular field in order to seem smart.

teacher: so if you get the reciprocal of cotangent you will get tangent which is equivalent to sine divided by cosine and from there you can continue to simplify the trigonomic expression.

student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.

by foresaken_tar_shed April 4, 2011

Jargon Vomit

When someone uses large words and technical terms to confuse people into believing they are smarter or more advanced understanding of something, even when the words they say when combined really have no meaning or basis in fact.

The mechanic was explaining what was wrong with the car but I believe it was nothing but jargon vomit.

by Torqued E September 2, 2013

Jargonium

Radioactive element named after the late Jacob Larson. Its accidental discovery is widely known to have caused him fatal rectal hemorrhaging. Jacob's last words where a collection of inaudible jargons such as "Yugamo" "Aigheee!" and "Imgaaaeey" hence the name Jargonium

Symbol JG

A Jargonium atom has 92 protons and 99 electrons, of which 7 are valence electrons

That Jargonium sure fucked up Jake Larson.

by A very smart chemist December 3, 2013

Jargogle

To confuse or bamboozle

I don't get string theory it utterly jargogles my brain.

by Dartistic June 21, 2018

Jergens

A bottle of lotion

Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium

by Vape80 June 27, 2019

Jargo

Normally associated with drunken outings from the Hunting Lodge in Barrow upon Soar to Loughborough for fun and frolics with local and student chicks alike. An eager anticipation grips the group on how the night can possibly be better than last time.

A Jargo adventure can also begin from the Crowns, Trap or Hammer & Pincers

"Lads drink up, the taxi is here! tonight is gonna be well Jargo!"

by Tommy Fairbrother February 24, 2008