jahvahn

Epitome of male counterparts, sexy and sleek Jahvahn's have the power to win over any woman in the wolrd.
but watch it Jahvahn's do like there careml so hide your koalas.

Jahvahn is awesome

by LICKMYJAV February 7, 2022

jahvaun

ok

omg look it’s a jahvaun

by jahvaun May 2, 2022

Java Auto Update

An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.

Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!

by The Real Driller May 13, 2023

Doing a Javale McGee

Term was coined after TNT Sports erased all further Javale McGee mentioning on Shaqtin' a Fool.
Just like Doing a Chris Benoit, only the character was still alive and a crybaby.

Leni's doing a Javale McGee on COMELEC.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

javan

To catch ones vomit in ones hands after downing tequila.

Man I did a javan, look at this water pizza in my hands...

by Mathius Maximus June 11, 2006

jahvante

Jahvante is a short man who knows how to have good sex and is naturally good at video games. Every sexy lady wants him to cum inside and he is very well known!

being defined -
Girlfriend : ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you are such a Jahvante :)

Boyfriend: i know sexy

-cums more-

by jessicapony1456 May 16, 2018

java

a really crappy programming language from the depth of computer hell

you use java!? Wow java suxors

by NeO-BaHaMuT July 20, 2004