Jared

big dick guy

“have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher”

by crazy wild niqqa May 4, 2019

Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.

"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"

by Jared forsdaddy February 1, 2017

Jared

A little bitch

Jared's a little bitch

by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jared

He is a wiener! He doesn’t deserve anything he gets and he is the most ANNNOOYYYIIINNNGGGGG person on earth. He will take advantage of your kindness and he will make sure he always gets what he wants. He will never say he’s sorry and he’s a complete jackass!!

Calls mom at work:“Mom can u tell Jared to stop bothering me”

by lala136 December 31, 2018

Jared

An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.

Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?

Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared

Or

Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.

by Jaredboy March 11, 2013