Degenerate Jackoffs

How you and the boys feel after watching wolf of Wall Street, drinking like fish and bang chicks

John: Yo why does Ashley hate us so much?
Bill: I think it’s because we are degenerate jackoffs
John: Oh shit fuck yeah

by Johnny Wilkes BoofPack March 21, 2021

No Context JackSucksAtLife

jacksucksatlife saying the absolute weirdest things
eg. (u ready? you? ok let’s go BLUBLUBBBUL LUBLBLULBL)

I watch no context JackSucksAtLife

by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives January 23, 2023

Jackophile

Someone who is any or all of the following:
Gay for Captain Jack Sparrow
Obsessed with Jack
Completely obsessed with Jack
Is more than twice as old as Jack yet wants it … (Kraken)
Or is aroused by Jack the Monkey

"I can repeat every line Captain Jack has ever said and I've watched all three movies at least 100 times."

"...dude, that guy is a complete Jackophile."

by Skye Daemon March 22, 2009

Jacksucksatlife

A Youtuber that constantly bullies young kids that Hacks on his minecraft server known as Skycade.

"Guess who is my favourite Youtuber?"
"Jacksucksatlife?"
"Yes, that's him!"

by hangedman March 1, 2020

Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011

Jacksuckapie

A famous YouTuber who is extremely fit. His father was a running back so he can be one too. He has great moral values. More inspirational than any one before him. Always spread positivity. Tells great jokes. And is easily dunked on.

Wow is that Jacksuckapie! The Jacksuckapie!

by Burgerman009 October 10, 2018

Jackocrackolackin

Kevin .

Wow that dude is the shit he’s a jackocrackolackin .

by Kalli k November 16, 2019