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jacking ape

Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.
You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..

Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless
by whatlife May 5, 2015
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Jacking a box

When you cut a hole in a box, preferably cardboard, and nut inside it.
by PoperlichkingGerila December 12, 2018
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Janklin

janky franklin=janklin
"THANK YOU SO MUCH JANKLIN" -K
by Globble and keyshussy March 5, 2022
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Blue Jacking

when you start jacking off but can't finish.
to achieve the ultimate orgasm kirk started by blue jacking 6 times in a row before finishing himself off.

the rev was in the middle of jacking off but had to stop when someone knocked on his office door.
by dc blumpkin June 15, 2009
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Casper Jacking

the act of manipulating yourself through your pocket while on a bus or train or public transporation, or at a public park or street, while looking at an attractive female.
Neal was Casper Jacking to the hot blonde on the MBTA the other day.
by joeswedding October 29, 2011
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crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
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lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood
Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.
by Medici32 May 29, 2016
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