Boob itch

A nicer way of calling someone a bitch.

Boob itch back the fuck off.

by Shminkey, Polka-spots, Pimp October 12, 2008

ass itch

An itching of the anus, usually caused by poor hygiene, sometimes the result of inferior toilet paper.

"I had to use the cheap single-ply toilet paper at work and now I have ass itch. "

by Baver April 24, 2014

Beer Itch

The feeling you get when you have to have something cold and you know that a soda just won't do.

Hey man, I've got a beer itch. Throw me a cold one!

by Kruelt July 13, 2010

flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

Jock Itch

The shittiest thing a man will experience in their dull, dull life.

I want to die, because of Jock Itch of course.

by Mikes x Hellen Keller March 1, 2019

Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.

Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.

by Sipacris January 3, 2011

Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.

David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".

by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015