cloud 1

The feeling at which you have given up on all chance of happiness and spend your days contemplating the best means of death which leads you to go shopping at Home Depot for a sturdy rope and chair.
Well I lost all of my money, lost both of my legs, and my dog hates me. I'm on Cloud 1 right now
by Daxmaster93 March 08, 2018
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cum clouds

Abnormally large, moist flakes of snow.

Eskimoes had 500 terms for snow. Cum clouds was not among them.
"It's not just snowing outside, it's like walking through flying clouds of cum out there! It's all in my hair and shit!"

"Could you imagine if those were real cum clouds??? You'd just be walking and they'd be all flying in your mouth and your eyes!"
by C 2 Shine N C January 13, 2007
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Cloud Computing

A pointless catchphrase (marketing strategy) for technology that has existed for years.
If I always allude to Web 2.0, Cloud computing, synergy, and green power, maybe people won't realize that I'm a complete moron.
by crowdeb November 09, 2009
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fart cloud

damn....I got sideswiped by walking into his fart cloud.
by Mark T January 26, 2005
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Cloud Cult

An imaginative band with a distinct sound. During their concerts, two artists paint pictures that are then auctioned off at the end.
I went to Rock the Garden and saw Cloud Cult! They were amazing!
by fatinna September 06, 2008
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cloud productiveness

Being productive by blowing clouds excessively via Vape
Girl: what are you up to?
Boy: vaping
Girl: very productive I see
Boy : yeah, cloud productiveness
by Cloudygirl December 27, 2018
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nope cloud

A single, suspicious looking cloud in the sky. The term comes from the movie “Nope”, where in the movie a ufo hides in said cloud.
Guy 1: yo dude look its a nope cloud

Guy 2: oh shitttt
by Nopecloud🛸 December 08, 2022
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