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Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)
Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.
by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019
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Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
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by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017
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insurance

Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"
by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024
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Insurance Broker

Colloquial term for a significant amount of sluts.
No guys not regular brokers, it’s insurance brokers!
by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022
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Nationwide renters insurance includes features such as identity theft protection and coverage of up to $25,000 for covered expenses. Additionally, customers receive access to cyber risk specialists and multiple policy discounts. Additional perks include Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company discounts for installing home security and protective devices, multipolicy savings, and educational content. Customers can also get an app for iPhone or iPad to access their policy information on the go. In addition, this company has offices in many states, including New Jersey and California.
by vegansav May 12, 2023
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Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.
She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.
by Afro Hair December 6, 2018
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Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
by Frank Palace June 27, 2022
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