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Basement Ninja

A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.
Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.
by KillerKore13 December 12, 2009
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venitian basement

A sexual activity. Involves the preemptive gaping of your lover's asshole with a 5 inch diameter ring, filling the anus with seawater and, if possible, a small, dead fish. Then you smear tomato sauce on your dick and pound that ass till the morning. If you blow your load, just resort to fisting after lubricating your hand with more tomato sauce.
"Dude, so my girl had enough time, and we did a venitian basement last night. So fucking hot."

"What is that stank?" "Oh, sorry, my husband and I are doing a venitian basement tonight, sorry about that."
by 10,000 dead draculas. December 5, 2018
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Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.
Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.
by KCST December 31, 2017
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Basement privileges

Being sexy enough to be stored in someone’s basement
“Aw Arthur definitely has basement privileges”
“You just lost your basement privileges”
by pennypops123 January 30, 2021
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Basement Guy

Give Basement Guy a raise! (he posts the funniest warthunder memes in existence)
by Telecomanda September 9, 2023
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Basement feeder

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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basement cheese

Aka: Dick Cheese, Vagina Cheese

A catch all for the funk that grows on someone's genitalia after they don't wash themselves.
Put your pants back on, I can smell your Basement Cheese from here.
by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020
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