The Bevens principle

This principle/ law states that “nothing can be proven as false or nonexistent”

Another way to phrase this is “there is always a chance for anything to happen”

Does god exist?

Well The Bevens Principle states that we can’t prove God doesn’t exist. No matter what test we do, they’re is always a nonzero chance that there is one. Same goes for just about anything else.

by Haydarken January 11, 2020

Pryde Principle

Pryde Principle: It will get dumber in precisely the way you thought it couldn't

Can you believe Liz Truss was chosen to select Boris Johnson?
Yup. Pryde Principle in full effect.

by anonymous October 29, 2022

First principle

What is that? I don't know what that is... Like a prime directive?...... I'm not a cyborg.

Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.

Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024

The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.

I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

Partho Principle

Pronounced "puh-REH-toh". Not to be confused with the less uncommonly-known "Pareto Principle".

The Partho Principle is the assertion that probability P is equal to one-half (1/2).

It is derived (P = 1/2) from the equation PP are one (PP = 1).

Go ahead, Google it: "Partho Principle"

...a few moments later...

Ohhh, you looked up "Pareto Principle", I was talkin about "Partho Principle".

by HyptonicChronic77 April 11, 2023

Principle

Not really. You're defering the cost to 1 or several random families in the hopes that people will continue to lie for you.

Hym "But the best possible outcome for you is that I get what I want. The worst possible outcome is that everything I've said is true. It's not principle that is leading you to do this. You're doing it because you're a retard and that's the same reason you do everything."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2024