The worse version of the mp3 player.
- Ipods are somewhat Expensive
- Itunes cost a dollar per song
- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching
- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.
- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?
- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white
- They break every other month, they just shut off and die
- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same
- It scratches mad easy
- The skins for it look like condoms
- The headphones are uncomfortable
- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
- Ipods are somewhat Expensive
- Itunes cost a dollar per song
- They don't let you transfer songs you bought in itunes to a different media center, that means your songs stay with itunes to stop you from switching
- Idiots by ones that can hold 20,000 songs. Who the hell even knows 1000 songs? And even if you do how are you going to tell me that you listen to everyone of them and like all of them? I love music but still I couldn't fill up 1000 songs without adding some I don't really like.
- They market small mini/nano ipods. Why would you want something so small you could lose/break?
- They come in fruity colors, limegreen, teal, and boring ass colors, black and white
- They break every other month, they just shut off and die
- Its almost impossible to get it fixed, they send it back to you the same
- It scratches mad easy
- The skins for it look like condoms
- The headphones are uncomfortable
- People only buy it because it is well known, try other mp3 players
Idiot: My ipod is like omg awesome
Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
Me: My mp3 player has a slide out speaker and a touch screen and I only paid $115, I fell on the ipod wagon too but I sensed up and bought a real mp3 player
by jersey kid November 19, 2007
A mp3 player that holds a lot of music. The problem here is that many poeple don't realise the alternative options out there. Many people usually say they feel cheap. OK. Just because it uses SOLID STATE MEMORY WHICH IS LIGHTER THAN ANY HARD DRIVE and uses plastic doesn't make it a piece of shit. Hey did you hear of these new fangled "buttons" that are touch sesitive like the iPod's wheel? Oh Lets not mention the fact that i could get a 2 gig zen or a 1 gig shuffle for the same price and the zen has a speaker!!! One more thing, Creative is THE BIGGEST name in computer sound.
Having to use iTunes is bs. LET ME USE MY FARKING WINAMP!
Heres one, the cord having a "special" end that only a trip to walmart can get me a new one, not one of those cords i have plenty of.
As for the higher up models $2-300, your right. A zen has less storage than the iPod. Yet I can hold more higher quality video because of DIVX and XVID compatability.
Never in my life have i ran into an aac file. Can your ipod play OGG/Vorbis?
If you need a calendar or notes or know the time constantly and can't ask someone "what time is it?", get a palm pilot.
Wow, you can play solitaire on your iPod when i can play the same dam thing on my CELL PHONE.
Battery life? i don't care because i owned and used a laptop with 2.5 hours of battery life. So anything above that is good.
Ease of use? Anyone with a brain can figure out how to use ANY mp3 player.
I like my music free and I watch video on a larger screen than 2.5 inches of uber suckage but for pictures, the screen is fine.
Others say that they need the 5 terabytes of ipod superfluocity for storage. BUY A F***ING EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE DUMB SH*T. Apple your high time was the 80's. Be like commodore and let go already.
Having to use iTunes is bs. LET ME USE MY FARKING WINAMP!
Heres one, the cord having a "special" end that only a trip to walmart can get me a new one, not one of those cords i have plenty of.
As for the higher up models $2-300, your right. A zen has less storage than the iPod. Yet I can hold more higher quality video because of DIVX and XVID compatability.
Never in my life have i ran into an aac file. Can your ipod play OGG/Vorbis?
If you need a calendar or notes or know the time constantly and can't ask someone "what time is it?", get a palm pilot.
Wow, you can play solitaire on your iPod when i can play the same dam thing on my CELL PHONE.
Battery life? i don't care because i owned and used a laptop with 2.5 hours of battery life. So anything above that is good.
Ease of use? Anyone with a brain can figure out how to use ANY mp3 player.
I like my music free and I watch video on a larger screen than 2.5 inches of uber suckage but for pictures, the screen is fine.
Others say that they need the 5 terabytes of ipod superfluocity for storage. BUY A F***ING EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE DUMB SH*T. Apple your high time was the 80's. Be like commodore and let go already.
p1: I can play solitaire and see the time while holding 500 songs that most of them I don't listen to on my ipod.
p2: You could do the same thing and more with a cell phone.
p1: an Iphone?
p2: More like a RAZR.
p2: You could do the same thing and more with a cell phone.
p1: an Iphone?
p2: More like a RAZR.
by qblasphemy April 02, 2008
a portable music player that makes life easier and kicks ass.It holds thousands of songs. you can make your own playlist of any songs you like in the touch of a button. it is very easy to operate and you can transfer your songs from the computer to your ipod in the matter of seconds.
by PICKETS February 22, 2005
The best media player that money can buy. Made by apple computer systems, which are one of the leading technology producers in the world, this company has vast amounts of experience and resources in this field. Ipods are small, handheld, and easy to use. They are not more expenvise than an normal mp3 player of their class, and they have better coverage and quality. Can hold thousands of songs and videos, as well as pictures, contacts, and games. Comes in many assorted colors and varieties, all of which are priced for each individual person.
guy 1: hey, did you hear? Apple just made a new ipod
guy 2: really? thats good to hear! we can always use more ipods, they are such good mp3 players
guy 1: you got that right
guy 2: really? thats good to hear! we can always use more ipods, they are such good mp3 players
guy 1: you got that right
by Babadoo September 23, 2007
Ipod:
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
Positives -
You get to listen to favourite tracks
You become liked by your freinds, and stop saying Lucky to a person that has one
Can hold up to a gajillion songs
Smooth design, fits right into your pocket
Negatives -
Ass-poor battery life
Costs a lot
Fragile
A popular MOCKERY subject
Owned by the Pwned
Used by assholes
Money Waster
Life Degrader
And it ALL comes back to you. buy an mp3 player for gods sake, Apple is ripping you off, if you want an Ipod, only to be ripped off, Live with it, you fucked person. go have buttseckz with some shithead, 'cuz that's what's like to have a broken Ipod
And i'm telling it like it is
by your best idiot April 11, 2010
by sk1 September 19, 2004
mp3 player made by apple, high priced and not long lasting. endorsed by everyone and owned by everyone, except ppl who are broke,hate apple, or whos parents bought them a even crappier mp3 player. idk about you guys but my battery lasts for atleast 20 hours str8 so idk what u are talking about. bottom line, got the money and like the wheel? buy it. want to upload and unload songs? use a diffrent program then itunes. want free songs? you kno how...... buy the cds! lmao
me: stop bitching and let ppl buy what ever the fuck they want.
you: omg apple sucks price sucks battery sucks listin to me i must control your life and make u get ride of an ipod cuz i hate them.
you: omg apple sucks price sucks battery sucks listin to me i must control your life and make u get ride of an ipod cuz i hate them.
by Jordan rafiki mon September 11, 2007