fungal infection

an infectious condition consisting of a parasitic fungus.

"put your cock away bro, why does that thing have mushrooms growing on it dude, that's honestly really grody"
"please Murray, I don't want to see that thing"
"dude, this is a school, put that away before someone walks past"
"dude, that's a legit fungal infection, thank god you haven't been able to transmit it"

by shitpostinghotgirl April 10, 2024

insidious infection

A trash person that tries to get with a person that already is in a relationship. Probably also has some type of std given the name.

Person A: Where did you get your chlamydia from?
Person B: From Insidious Infection

by SuperTEAAAAAA August 22, 2021

Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat

Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection

by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022

Deast Infection

When a man's is clothes is so tight his genitals cant breathe A.K.A .....

OMG!? Look at how tight his pants are. He definitely has a deast infection.

by Horticus June 16, 2024

Urinary Eye Infection

A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.

After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.

by DubbleJay March 15, 2024

Gargantos Infection

A mild skin infection caused by a virus named: Gargantoüs.
Symptoms: Fever, Stomach Ache.

I have to go to my doctor because I have Gargantos Infection.

by Singher April 30, 2022

#jailbreak infection

Request for additional term, #jailbreak infection. This is what is being called a "#jailbreak infection, e.g., a vaccinated individual who can no longer hack pandemic induced celibacy and goes out, has sex with and is infected by an asymptomatic partner.

Greg was vaccinated but could no longer hack his pandemic induced celibacy any longer and so he found a partner to hook up with who was asymptomatic and now he's got the Covid #jailbreak infection.

by anonymous August 11, 2021