Holden Janzen

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.

I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!

by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019

Holden Hull

A shrimp dicked little fuck. Also a simp.

The bartender refers to the quiet patron with no confidence as a holden hull as she brings him the check. Heres your check holden hull.

by Yoyobaggins789 September 23, 2020

Holden Hull

A shrimp dick little fuck.

I wish I had a bigger dick but I'm just holden hull

by Yoyobaggins789 September 23, 2020

Holden manna

He is a rare specimen of a Holden. He tends to act like he is better than everyone he meets. He also loves getting involved with girl drama. He is a very un-athletic person and tends to suck at most sports he plays. He usually is pretty popular with the ladies. He has a close groups of friends but also like to hang out with big groups. He has his funny moments, but also tends to keep secrets from his friends or screw him over.

Yo did you hear Holden Manna hooked up with Julia and didn't tell the boys?
Raya was drunk last night and Holden Manna took advantage of her!

by hmanna4 January 8, 2021

Holden

The best discord admin/server owner. Will bring joy to everyone they meet, and will also make every woman's pussy wetter than soaked mop.

"My pussy got so wet yesterday!"
"Oh I bet it was Holden!"
"Omg YES!!! He is the best Admin *winks*"

by Dvv420 January 20, 2021

Holden

Holden is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. He's sweet a great cowboy, and you'll be lucky to meet him. Some people think he's immature but deep down he's been through so much drama that he's the most mature in your friend group. He acts gay but really he falls in love with older women.

Who is that dude?
Oh that's just Holden he's really hot.

by Mynameisn'tHolden July 17, 2021

Holden

The greatest male name in existence

The greatest male name is Holden

by hgroff3023 August 18, 2021