The Houdini: A sexual tactic / maneuver. While engaged in sexual intercourse of the anal and/or doggie style variety, the penetrator pulls out his penial gland, then proceeds to spits onto his partner's back only to create the illusion that he has released his ejaculatories onto their backside. But oh no, that tricky bastard has saved up his love nectar for the immediate instant his partner turns their face to his urethra which is when he lets go of a full blown money shot, and ejaculates all over his partner's face. Then he goes onto laughs blithely.
The Tricked, "Silly me I fell for yet another Houdini, that's the thrid time today."
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
The Tricker, "Hehe...he"
by The Muffin Man May 13, 2005
Get the Houdini or Hudinimug. Also known as "To Houdini"
1. Act of disappearing when a girl cant decide what she wants with you.
2. Act of disappearing when a activity or event is boring.
1. Act of disappearing when a girl cant decide what she wants with you.
2. Act of disappearing when a activity or event is boring.
1.
Man #1: "Dude, has Desiree made up her mind about you two?"
Man #2: "No, man. I'm giving her a week before Houdini-ing".
2.
Person #1: "This party is terrible. Do you even know anyone here?"
Person #2: "I have no clue who these people are. Ten more minutes and we are Houdini-ing out of here!"
Man #1: "Dude, has Desiree made up her mind about you two?"
Man #2: "No, man. I'm giving her a week before Houdini-ing".
2.
Person #1: "This party is terrible. Do you even know anyone here?"
Person #2: "I have no clue who these people are. Ten more minutes and we are Houdini-ing out of here!"
by JuanCha1228 September 10, 2011
Get the Houdini-ingmug. When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face
by Jim April 10, 2004
Get the potato Houdinimug. While performing intercourse from the rear, be it anal or vaginal, the male will hock a snot ball up in his throat quietly. As he approaches orgasm he must pull out, secondly letting the spit ball land on the females back, making her think that he just got off. Then as she turns around the male must quickly jack off and spooge in her face to complete the maneuver correctly.
*HHHHHHHOOOOCCCCKKKKKK* oh. oh! OH. OH! MMMMMM YES BITCH YES! *spits* OH.....that was soo....*JACK OFF*....."HAHAHA BITCH! I just got you with the flying houdini!"
by Rob Rizzle August 8, 2006
Get the Flying Houdinimug. The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.
Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Karma Houdinimug. My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her
by floridalion May 12, 2014
Get the whale houdinimug. Mike: Damn Michelle's ass is thick AF!
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up
Tony: Was she lying down?
Mike: Yeah why?
Tony: Man she has a Houdini ass so don't get your hopes up
by Tricktionary January 14, 2017
Get the houdini assmug.