mr. hook

a beautiful majestic aged man, with a rocking behind. He can write a book better than Heminway and has a penis larger then Jupiter. His is loved by all students and women (including in sexual and intellectual principles) ;) ;) he does them too,

Physics bitch!! said Mr. Hook

by Mr. Domiguez September 13, 2013

Grapple-hook

Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.

Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!

by Tsanuri June 17, 2009

birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee

there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.

by Sexydimma September 15, 2013

chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.

My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015

Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

by glorray February 20, 2010

Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

by ra3g March 30, 2009